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08.06.2025 08:16
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How likely is it to make a living out of being a window cleaner in a Nordic country?
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Why do people who were very kind and loving once become cold-hearted?
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No way
They put up a sign reading
Was there a British ‘genocide’ of Aboriginal Australians?
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
With Micah Parsons, the Cowboys foolishly drag their feet — again - NBC Sports
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How do you recognize when your mental health might need attention?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I feel like my boyfriend doesn't love me. Why?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Denise Austin’s 5 Habits to Tackle Stubborn Belly Fat - Eat This Not That
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
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